June 2012
i need more oral sex in my life
the main goal of evolution is to gradually lose the gag reflex
“i’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure” and you aRE ALSO ON MY LAST FUCKIN NERVE SHUT THE FUCK UP U NO NOTHING ABOUT MARILYN MONROE DUMB BITCH
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
determining if someone and i are soulmates based on mutual facebook likes is a favorite pastime of mine.