September 2011
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
– K.V.
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one of my coworkers
looks like a taller version of kanye west. i want to fuck him based solely on this.
August 2011
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Maybe the older you grow and the less easy it is to put thought into action,...
– T.C.
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doctor who
oh. my. god. just finished season 5, and i had the shivers, and was making weird noises, and was crying tears of both sadness and happiness and possibly some other emotions.
…i get into my shows, and i fucking love this one.
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A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is...
– A.d.S.
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i can only hope
that beyonce and jay-z’s child is a boy, so that i can marry him when he grows up.
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nyu welcome week
my oldest friend has informed me that jesse eisenberg will be attending NYU’s upcoming welcome week. naturally, i formed a master plan to attend in my most alluring attire, and seduce his sexily awkward ass. as soon as my friend told me, i immediately thought to go up to him and meow. due to his love for cats, i figure this will be a sure-fire way to successfully gain his attention and...
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that bitch irene
is fucking up my weekend schedule, so i’ll be cooped up in my apartment doing things on my computer and eating for at least two days (supposedly).
one of these things i’ll be doing on my computer is playing around on pottermore. so if any of my followers have been let in as well, don’t hesitate to send me your usernames. i’ll add you to be my friend and we can duel and...
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