February 2011
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“We must get over wanting to be needed - this is the hardest of all temptations...”
– C.S.L.
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“A person doesn’t have to be perfect to be exactly what you need.”
– E.R.
January 2011
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for the next 5 days
i must tote a faux pregnant belly (8-9 months pregnant, to be exact) at school for psychology. it’s for extra credit, but i am so down to do this. we also have to go out in public at least once with it. i cannot wait to fuck with people.
the only downside to all this, is that none of my fucking clothes fit. i thought i could wear some cute, babydoll dresses with my half-inflated beach ball...
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the sad truth
Britta: I don't like flirting over text.
Jeff: Look, if you want to have an active sex life, part of it is texting.
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“What’s sexy about saying, ‘I’m here with my boobs out and a short skirt, have a...”
– E.W.
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bride of blackenstein
this fucking skit. i used to think nicki minaj was overrated, but i have a newfound, passionate love for this woman. and not just because our asses are twins.
i also like that in this skit, they made a remark that jewish girls and black girls were similar. ah yeah.
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ebony-n-ivory asked: this is literally the best moment of my life. when i was perusing my email and realized that tumblr notified me that you had decided to love me i crapped my pants...
that is all.
au revior ma cherie!
that is all.
au revior ma cherie!
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fleurdudesert asked: J'adooore ton blog! ;) keep it up! kisses
